"So now we know how it all happened.
God was missing for six days, eventually, Michael the archangel found him resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, “where have you been?”
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “look, Michael, look what I’ve made!”
Archangel, Michael looked puzzled, and said, “what is it?”
It’s a planet, “replied God, and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test balance.”
Balance? “inquired Michael, I’m still confused!
God explained pointing to different parts of Earth. “for example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.”
Over here I’ve made a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people, balance in all things. “God continued pointing to different countries, “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”
The archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “what’s that one?”
“That’s Washington State, one of the most glorious places on earth, there are beautiful mountains, rivers, and streams, lakes, forests, hills and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome modest intelligent, and humerous, and they are going to tavel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of software.”
Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, “but, what about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”
God smiled, there’s another Washington, wait till you see the idiots I put there!"
I hope you all get a kick out of it as much as I did!